With immediate effect, Ipswich will be resigning from the Football League. As the above banner shows, their fans have had enough and are taking their (leather laced no doubt) football elsewhere. Expect all the Ipswich players to now sell their 4×4’s and start walking, or getting the bus, to training and matches. No players will be signed by the club unless they are called Stan, Fred or Jim. Ticket prices will tumble to enable all fans to get into the match, have a half time bovril, buy a programme and still have change from a £1. But who will they play? Who might be next on the crusade against modern football? Not Chelsea that’s for sure, maybe West Ham? Or that other East Anglian giant, Norwich? That would be perfect. They could have their anti-modern football derby every week and never have to leave the Fenlands. Go on Ipswich, I dare you to do it – resign.